You know what they say… misery loves company. With the Bears season spiraling down the toilet, it’s good to know we’re not the only ones. Sure, 4-5 is good for last place in the NFC North; we’d also be tied for last place in the NFC West. However, in every other division, there would be another team in the basement. Let’s look around the league and make fun of some other teams.
In the NFC South, there are 2 teams tied for last… and both of them have worse records than we do!!! Let’s take the Carolina Panthers; would not want to trade places with them for one second. After fleecing them in our trade together, now they have to get by with Young and Dalton at QB; good luck suckers!!! The Saints are tied with them at 3-7. Do you remember when they started the season like gangbusters whomping the Panthers and Cowboys? Well, they’ve only one won since then, which helped me win my bet this week, so… much love. And, and… they already fired their head coach; maybe we should take a hint…
The NFC East even has 2 teams worse than us; how about that?!?! The Cowboys at 3-6 are battling us for most disappointing team of the year, and now they’re without Dak the rest of the year… the perennial overrated team is right back doing its thing this year. How bout them Cowboys??? Then, maybe the worst team in the league… the 2-8 New York Giants. Losing to the Panthers??? That’s almost as bad as losing to the Patriots… Daniel Jones… woof!
Heading over to the AFC, there are plenty of punching bags. The Raiders for one. When they signed Luke Getsy as their OC, we knew that would turn out bad, and… he’s looking for a job currently, as the Raiders continue to look for a QB. The Jaguars and Titans in the AFC South have something in common; we beat both of them!!! Wow, how bad must they be then??? The Browns… what a shit show with Watson as their QB. You never like to root for anybody to get injured, but when he went down… at least Cleveland has a shot to win a few games now. Get this… in the AFC East there are 3 teams with worse records than the Bears!!! Feeling better yet? I know, one of them just beat us this week, but both the Jets and Dolphins suck too! Sure, Tua missed a bunch of games; we’re giving Miami a mulligan? But the Jets… it’s either the Jets, Cowboys, or Bears that can take the crown of most disappointing team thus far. If you combine both New York football teams (or should I say New Jersey), you’re looking at 5-15… OK, I’m feeling a little better, especially because one has Daniel Jones at QB and the other, some old ass man losing his mind… haha.
OK guys, it’s not as bad as it feels right now for us; this is the whole point of this exercise. I’m trying to cheer myself up… and it’s working… at least a little bit. Remember, in the NFL (and life too I guess) things aren’t as good as they seem, and they definitely aren’t as bad as they seem; reality lies somewhere in the middle. Sure, reality may bite for the Bears right now, but it could be worse… Let’s keep our heads up.
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