December 28, 2017: The Hate Files XXX

It’s been a down year for the Hate Files.  That hate has only burned in me enough to make this the 4th and final entry of the year; I guess that’s a good thing.   There’s enough hate flying around this world nowadays.  But as long as the passion for my Chicago sports teams burns, there will be this side; the side that hates anybody anti-my teams if you may…

But this one, the 30th for those of you who are Roman numeral slow, we’re going outside the sports world.  I do that from time to time.  I generally stick to sports here, but sometimes, I just have to let it out.

How do you like the snow out there?  In general, I like it.  In one of my brain wandering moments,  I thought that if we allowed for 20% of the year for eligible snow days, that would be ok; 73 days isn’t too bad.  Not 73 days of snow, but 73 eligible snow days.  I’d start it December 1st and end it on February 11th; I’d take that deal.  Just a little more than 2 months to worry about shoveling…and brushing off our cars.  That brings us to today’s edition.

Lazy Snow Brushers is what I’ll call them; that’s who I hate.  Ever see those cars driving down the street still covered in snow?  You know, the ones where the driver just jumps right in, turns the wipers on, and goes.   Yes, the ones where the back window is completely covered, the one where snow is blowing off their car as they drive, and in extreme cases, the one with a foot of snow extension off their roof.   How fricking lazy can you be?

Don’t give me that crap you don’t have a snow brush.  First off, buy one you cheap ass.  But if you don’t, I’ve seen people with brooms or even their bare hands cleaning off their car.  Take a couple minutes for God’s sake.  After all, don’t you have to warm your car up anyways?  Ok, so you have a remote starter, but you won’t clean off your car?  Lazy bastard.
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Maybe you’re lucky enough to have a garage, and can avoid this nonsense; woo hoo for you.  The rest of us have a little extra work to do come winter time in Chicago; it comes with the territory.  I bet those same people who can’t clean off their cars, are the same ones who won’t shovel in front of their damn house.  They’re probably the ones who leave their shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot, or throw garbage on the floor because they can’t wait for a garbage can.  Hey, I’m lazy from time to time, but really?

If you’re not brushing off your car, you’re putting yourself and everyone else at risk.  It’s bad enough driving in hazardous conditions without adding to it because you’re so fricking lazy.  Clean your damn car off!  What are you in a hurry for anyways?  Don’t worry, Burger King will still be open, Walmart ain’t going anywhere, nobody is going to miss your lazy ass for the 10 minutes it will take you to brush off your car.

Every time I see a car like this, I get pissed; I’ve already started seeing this year’s batch of idiots.   Heck, why even use your wipers…just drive down the street completely blind you dope.

I hope that one day your car roof collapses in because of the weight of the snow on top of your roof.   You don’t even deserve to own a damn car, let alone have a license to drive one you lazy POS.  If a chunk of snow flies off your car, and hits mine, I’m going to run you off the damn road.  Yeah, I’ll keep going, because you won’t even be able to see who did it to you because your windows are covered in snow!  For the love of God, brush the snow off your damn car.  Until then, I’ll continue to hate your ass every time I see you.  Peace!