December 17, 2015: Crowzen

Corey Crawford has been pretty damn good this year.  On Thursday night, he posted his 3rd shutout in 4 games.  He has 5 for the entire year which leads the NHL.  I know his nickname is Crow, and I see on Twitter a lot that they say CrOwMGwhen he makes a tremendous save, but I’m looking for a new nickname.

So I’ve come up with Crowzen.  Don’t ask me where I get these random thoughts that fly through my head, and how I come up with this shit, just roll with it.  Crowzen is a blend of Crow and Frozen.  Yes, the movie Frozen was huge and thought that would be a nice way to go.  And after all, Crawford is on a frozen surface working his magic.  And frozen=ice cold= on fire=unstoppable, and you can kind of call him that.  He’s been zoned in this year on more than one occasion.  Then I started thinking of what else Crowzen could mean.

How about the name of a band?  Speaking of bands, let’s just be happy Crowzen isn’t going to see Crowzen, or any other musical acts for that matter.  If you recall, he was playing lights out before his off the ice injury last year at a concert.  He’s having just as hot of a start this season, but what about how he finishes?  Well, for a goalie with 2 Stanley Cups, he still never seems to get his just due.  Is his recent streak getting the proper attention?  Is he starting to get the national recognition he deserves?  Are we done blaming him for stuff, attacking him for those easy goals against, and looking to trade him?

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Crowzen also makes me think of the Kraken.  I don’t even know if I’m spelling that right, but in a recent discussion about falling asleep in the theater, I remember that movie… the one with the Kraken.  We were in the front row, and I started nodding off.  I actually walked out of the theater once… Castaway.  Yeah, couldn’t get into it… thought it was stupid.  People have said they loved that flick, I wasn’t feeling it.  Maybe I should check it out again, and give it another chance.  OK, what the hell were we talking about?

Yes, Corey Crawford, Crow, CrOwMG and now Crowzen.  Whatever you call him, call him a winner… call him a superstar.  On this team full of superstars, Corey has to be up there.  Can we officially say he’ll be a Blackhawk for life?  Is he officially part of the core?  As of last year, I was thinking they’d dump his salary, and roll with Darling and Raanta.  I’m glad the Hawks brass listened to me.  He’s been great; our defense has been pretty decent too.  He’s one of the biggest reasons, besides the Kane & The Russians line, that we are where we are.  You need a big save?  You need a shutout?  You need a big postseason victory?  Look no further than our current goalie.. he’s been here all along… his name… Crowzen!