April 1, 2017: The Best Fool

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Anybody else get into April Fools Day?  I explained it to my son this year; he tried a few, like telling me he was taking the iPad into the bath. April fools!  I remember my best fool.

Maybe I told this story again, but so what.  I worry about telling the same story over and over, but I probably shouldn’t care too much.  If I had a regular following, no offense to my family and a few friends, they would know.  But I don’t, so is it really that important?  The key for me is to act like I do have a following, so when that day happens, easy transition. So yeah, I don’t like to repeat myself too often.  Keep me honest my people!

So back to the joke… I was at work when I got the phone call.  Your garage is on fire.  I believed it. The garage was run down. There were a lot of fires in the neighborhood.  I started panicking on the phone until my friend let me in on it. Ok, you got me.

I saw a couple good ones this year.  Like this one:  breaking news, GarPax has been informed that they will not be back next year.  I really couldn’t think of a better one for the Bulls.  Which April Fools Joke do you wish was true for each team?

Before we get to that, another one that I heard.  The Dolphins owner was forced to sell after he went against all the other owners in the vote to move the Raiders to Vegas.  I believed that for a minute.  Untrue.  I got a couple Bears ones.

Like, did you see that naked picture of Jay Cutler?  Geez, I wish that was a joke.  Just so happy he’s not with us any more.  He’s not with any team; that’s not surprising.  He’s got his money.  Now, he can retire and enjoy it; coaches everywhere will be happy.

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I’ll go white sox next.  The sox trade:  fill in the blank. That joke would make any sox fan happy I’m guessing. Currently, as it stands, the “rebuild” is at about 33%. Don’t stop now boys…speaking of that. How about Hawk retires?  I would have been happy about that; even happier if the Sox announced a new radio team.

What about the Hawks?  The Hawks leap frogged the Wild for the best record in the West as the Wild try to figure out their head from their ass.  Oh wait, that did happen.

And how about our Cubbies?  The Cubs traded for: an ace pitcher.  This may be a headline around the trade deadline, so don’t completely let this April fools joke fool you.

Another good one:  the UConn women basketball team lose and have their streak broken.  That was another true one; got ya!  I watched that game from start to finish; just kidding.  I saw Twitter explode after the winning shot, the only shot I saw via replay.  I was happy though.  About women’s basketball?  Just glad to see a powerhouse go down. Always root for the underdog, unless it’s the NHL playoffs or the MLB season.

Cubs favored to repeat?  Another true one, and they start their season on Sunday night. Wahoo!

  1. MK

    I am discontinuing my daily comments…April Fools! HAHAHA
    Never really got into this that I remember.

    Glad to see the uconn women go down, especially after that gift flagrant foul call that helped send the game to ot. Historic streak ends and new women’s champ.

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