November 14, 2014: Bears Vikings I Preview

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Contrary to popular belief, the Bears season is NOT over.  It will resume this Sunday at Soldier Field where they are winless this year.  Sitting at 3-6, the Bears will shoot for their first of seven wins in a row to end the season.  We can’t lose to the Viqueens at home, can we?

Yes, we can.  Papa Vegas is setting us up for the big takedown.  Bears only favored by 3 on Sunday, which without home field advantage, makes the Bears and VIkings equal this Sunday.  My how the projected mighty have fallen…  Still, most people would probably still think that the Bears would win this game, right?  I mean, coming off one of the most devastating losses in franchise history should garner an inspired effort, right?  Yeah, but we all know better.  We’ve played average teams at home expecting to win big, and have been disappointed.  We had our big bounceback effort last week fall flat.  Don’t get your hopes up too high on Sunday.  As I said earlier this week, the Bears may not win another game all year.

Yeah, I’m pretty down on them.  I also said that they hit Rock Bottom last week against Green Bay, which I honestly believe.  But… the more I think about it, the more I think it could get worse… starting with a loss this Sunday.  It could get worse considering Trestman thinks we’re in a good place.  I’m all for positive thinking, but anyone can plainly see the Bears are NOT in a good place.  Wake up Trestman!  For that reason alone, it could get worse.  If our head coach thinks we’re OK at this point in the season, then we’re in for bigger troubles ahead.  This last loss against Green Bay, which I called the worst regular season loss ever, should have prompted immediate change.  It didn’t.  Get ready to watch that snowball roll down hill some more…

Here’s the question that we all thought we knew the answer to at the start of the season:  “Shouldn’t we be able to score on this defense?”  Well, we’re slowing realizing that it doesn’t matter WHAT defense we’re playing against, this offense can’t figure itself out.  Is it Trestman the offensive genius that is too smart for everybody?  What about little talked about Aaron Kromer, the Bears offensive coordinator?  Doesn’t he have to get some blame?  And then there’s our favorite franchise QB Cutler with all his weapons.  It just doesn’t make sense.  I still don’t understand it to this day.  What improvements can be made personnel wise on the offensive side of the ball?  You got a top flight RB, 2 supposed top WRs, a first half on his way to the pro bowl TE, and a relatively young OL that is together for its second year.  What else do you need Marc, Aaron, and Jay?  What is the real problem here?

Defense?  You’re talking about defense?  Our defense has been pathetic.  You want to see a magic trick?  We’ll see Teddy Brigewater turn into vintage ex-Viking Daunte Culpepper on Sunday right before our eyes.  We’ll see Jerick McKinnon turn into Marshall Faulk.  We’ll see Cordarelle Patterson score more TDs than he has all year.  It’s ugly, ugly, ugly on the defensive side of the ball.  I’d run that read option all day against us, and watch Shea run around like a chicken without a head out there, while Briggs counts down the days to retirement.  Let the young LBs play!  Let’s hope the secondary is on the same page with the defensive calls on Sunday.  That should ensure we stay within at least 20 yards of the opposing WRs.

Special teams had their first TD of the year last week… YAY!  When you get about 20 kickoffs in 2 weeks, you’re bound to get lucky on one of them.  I think Green Bay was too busy yucking it up on the sidelines to even notice that kick return that meant absolutely dog crap.  I know I said fire Mel Tucker; next in line is the Special Teams coach Joe DeCamilis.  Package deal to the unemployment line.
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Final Score Prediction–>  Vikings 31 Bears 24

I’m not predicting the Bears to win another game this year and will be picking against them from here on out.  Maybe by some miracle, I will not pick another game correctly the entire year.  I have to try something… I have to try and do my part in making miracles happen.

Ace in the Hole–>  Matt Forte 200+ yards from scrimmage and 2 TDs

About the only guy I don’t hate on the offense right now…  It’s really a shame.  We’re wasting Forte’s best years.  By the time this offense finds its own ass, Forte may be past his peak.

I don’t know what else to say.  Mo you called it last week vs GB… you just gave the Bears a little too much credit by having them lose by only 20 points.  I will be watching Sunday… I will say that.  I will be hoping for the Bears to provide a little joy.  I do believe in miracles; I think I may have to settle for that miracle being one more win this season… not seven in a row.  I can’t even say Bear Down or Go Bears right now…. wait, I just did.  Go Assholes!

3 Responses

  1. Mo

    Bears 27 Vikings 17

    Mr. $ in the bank: B Marshall 8 REC 117 yards 2 TDs
    Key to game: Pass, Pass, Pass

    After sobering up a little from last week, I think Cry Baby Cutler and the whole offensive scheme will revert back to their comfort zone, Cutler to Marshall 600 times. They will pull this one out and think things are back on track. Vikings simply have no answer for covering good WRs in cold weather. If Peterson is back, I hope he whops Cutler like he did his kid!

    Bear Down = No Heart!

    I hope I NEVER call a game like that one last week, worse game of my life!

  2. Drinkin Fortes

    Bears 17 Vikings 14
    Ace in the Hole: Matt Forte…110 yards rushing, 75 yards receiving.
    The defense needs to step up this week and after giving up over 100 points the last two weeks, hopefully that will motivate them. Although I don’t know if anything motivates this team right now!!!

  3. Wizzo

    Bears 34 Vikes 31
    Robbie kicks game winner
    Alshon breaks out with 9 catches, 163 yards and 2tds

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