In part two of my Bears season preview, I wonder if I have any idea of what I am talking about. I’m drunk on the big gallon of die hard kool aid. Dream big or go home; isn’t that what they say?
The excitement during the bye week, and in the entire two weeks since the Bears have played, is ridiculous. We’re starving you know. Playoffs? I only remember stories about that. Isn’t that the place reserved for all the teams I hate? Is this the year we make it back to the postseason? You bet your damn ass we do!
Week 10 vs Packers: WIN. Plan the Super Bowl parade. Two weeks to prepare for Trubisky’s first game against the Pack. Ticket prices for this game going through the roof. He doesn’t disappoint. It’s actually a low scoring battle, where Jordan Howard and the defense steal the spotlight. Couple TDs for Jordan and a bunch of sacks against porn stache. Beating the cheese is almost as good as having sex…
Week 11 vs Lions: WIN. Oh yeah, this train ain’t stopping…not yet. Stafford and his overpaid ass gets kerplunked in this one. Michael Floyd now has 4 sacks in his last 2 games, and a total of 10 for the year. The reincarnation of the sack man?
Week 12 at Eagles: LOSS. And no, it’s not because of Alshon Jeffery. He doesn’t even play in this game; hamstring. But Wentz plays like a man possessed, and Mitch turns it over a couple times. This is the NFL. This is a road game. This ain’t that easy…
Week 13 vs Niners: LOSS. Yes, it is because of Hoyer. He makes a number of plays, and the Glennon constituent begins to rumble…
Week 14 at Bengals: WIN. Just when you thought the season was over, Mitchell has his best game as a pro, and the Bears creep right back in that playoff picture at 7-6.
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Week 15 at Lions: WIN. Michael Floyd and the Bears front 7 are making Lions fans scream for a refund of the huge contract that Stafford enjoys. Sack, turnover, sack, turnover; folks start to mention that the Monsters of the Midway are back…I just smile.
Week 16 vs Browns: WIN. Seriously? You didn’t think…no, ok?
Week 17 at Vikings: WIN…for the division title. Yes, I forgot to mention that Rodgers got hurt week 11 and the Packers nose dived, which left this Bears Vikings game to decide the division winner. And yes, the Bears won; of course they did.
And Trubisky is already becoming legendary. The city is frothing at the mouth for the rookie of the year. We are super stoked for the first playoff game since…I’m not even going to mention it. But I will mention that the Dolphins made the playoffs too. Could it be?
And if this preview were to go into the postseason, and if I open a second gallon, the Bears advance to play the Dolphins in the Super Bowl. And as I finish the second gallon, the game ends on a Cutler pick and the Bears are champs once more. Close your eyes for a second. Imagine that. Go ahead.
Yeah, now open them…Mike Glennon is our starting QB and week one is 6 days away. However it turns out, only two words left to say. Bear Down!!!
Mo
Whatever your drinking..give me some cuz I got the BEARS at 4-12! Sorry, just like last year, I’m being a realist.
Week 1 vs Falcons: LOSS
Week 2 at Bucs: WIN
Week 3 vs Steelers: LOSS
Week 4 at Packers: LOSS
Week 5 vs Vikings: LOSS
Week 6 at Ravens: LOSS
Week 7 vs Panthers: LOSS
Week 8 at Saints: LOSS
Week 9: Bye Week
Week 10 vs Packers: LOSS
Week 11 vs Lions: LOSS
Week 12 at Eagles: WIN
Week 13 vs Niners: WIN
Week 14 at Bengals: LOSS
Week 15 at Lions: LOSS
Week 16 vs Browns: WIN
Week 17 at Vikings: LOSS
MK
The 2nd half of the 2017 Bears season begins after a bye week. MTru is now leading the Bears with the D being top 10 through 8 games. How does it end up? Here I go…again…
week 10 vs gb–the cheese really does SUCK! MTru makes us all fall in love. W
week 11 vs det–a disappointing let down…pump those brakes. L
week 12 at phi–a rebound W on the road. alshon can only watch and count his millions. W
week 13 vs sf–brian hoyer? really? hoyer? No damn way…Bears roll his ass! W
week 14 at cin–a heartbreaking loss as time expires…ouch. L
week 15 at det–the stafford team blows this game and their season. Another road rebound for the Bears. W
week 16 vs cle–kizer comes to Chicago and plays great, but MTru plays better in a shootout. W
week 17 at min–Bears lose a must win game and miss the playoffs…just barely. L
My math says 9-7 and just outside of the playoffs, but the future looks bright for our Bears. MTru could actually be “the guy.” I love kool-aid…keep it coming!
BEAR DOWN!!!