July 15, 2023: Mr. Flip Flop

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Here we go again… from the Cavs to the Heat to the Cavs to the Lakers… Mr. Flip Flop is well known for his back and forth over the years, plus the “flop” part of the name hits close to the mark as well. Finally going to penalize guys for flopping huh? About time, although, you know, LeBron and all of his teams never flop, so… And now, he’s going to change his number back to 23 from 6… “out of respect for Bill Russell”… I wonder if the verbiage used by ESPN is approved by Klutch also…

Can’t you just pick a number that is yours? This is what I don’t get about “one of the greatest players”; he doesn’t have HIS own number. 23 is MJ. He said it himself, that it should be retired throughout the league, and for once, I 110% agree with Mr. James. He chose this number originally because, you know, everybody wants to be like Mike, and that’s OK, but… then he switched it to 6… for jersey sales, or to honor Bill Russell? Who knows, who cares. But now, he’s dropping 6… why not choose a new number? One all to yourself, but oh yeah, it’s too late, much too late for that, because his career is pretty much over, so… back to 23. Ha!

Out of respect for Russell… make sure to put that in the article; so no respect for MJ? Haha… taking a shot at the true king? But like most of your shots outside the paint, you missed again. This is starting to feel like another Hate File. Why not 29? You know, combine MJ and Russell? Haha… you are a straight up clown man. It’s kind of stupid that the NBA retired 6 across the board anyways; the only number that should be retired is 23, but then, nobody can really try to be like Mike by wearing it, so… Let the kids wear what they want if that retired number isn’t on your team; I’m cool with that, although yeah, 23 retired makes sense; what actually makes more sense is changing the NBA logo to Air Jordan, but that’s probably some kind of copyright infringement considering all the money that logo already makes for the brand.

Why not shoot to change the logo LeBron? The NBA can make it to commemorate you; what would that look like? I don’t even know. A player with his shoulder down plowing through the lane? A guy throwing himself backwards after faking a hit to the face/body? A guy throwing the ball away to symbolize the NBA career leader in turnovers? Or how about something that shows the greatest loser on the biggest stage of all time? Come on Klutch… get on that.

There’s always some agenda with this dude; don’t people see that? OK, so everyone has an agenda? That’s what you’re telling me? Maybe, to a point, but with this guy… it’s so obvious. But go ahead, change your number back to the GOAT, because that’s as close as you’ll ever get buddy. Hahahaha…..

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